Imagine being an insurance provider in the marvel universe imagine how much that job sucks imagine investigating the claims that Norse gods wrecked your cars imagine having to make adjustments to cover that shit because it’s getting commonplace imagine having to drink yourself to sleep at night because Tony Stark is ruining your life
Well in his defense, Tony Stark is drinking himself to sleep at night as well.
This is why we can’t have nice thing Cap…
sweetestel replied to your post “I’m falling completely in love with JJ Field and I’m blaming Coulson…”
I leave two days and you turn australian
Okay this joke was lost on me. What about Australia?
EDIT: oh wait I got it (it’s the mate, right?). So not only I turned australian, I did turned a little slow too. See what happens when you’re away?
Biggest what the fuck of all time this morning when I opened the front door of our flat to go to work and found flowers on our door step.
Neighbours apologizing for the noise.
Come on, give me credit, I know you would woo me with chocolate and/or tech!porn.
The flowers are on a party hat. Those smooth little fuckers!
Also, this is the day we accidentally learned the second neighbor’s name.
sweetestel replied to your post “There’s a guy in the tram way telling everybody he’s on his period….”
"If you really want to start bleeding from your reproducing organs, I’m sure we can work it out."
I can almost taste the violence